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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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Updated

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Going viral on Threads:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Breaking via Reddit:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Going viral on Telegram:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Going viral on Reddit:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Trending via WeChat:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Trending via Instagram:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Trending via Telegram:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Work is the worst video game ever.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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52 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

63 shares on Discord this month:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time.

81 shares on Threads this month:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Running from your problems is cardio.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Pinterest:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Trending via Reddit:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

Seen just now on Threads:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Spotted on Instagram:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Just shared via Instagram:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Starting a new life today, bye.

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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