Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.