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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.