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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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