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Looks like you've mistakenly dialled the hotline for heartbreak instead of happily ever after! Remember, it's better to be single and fabulous than stuck in a textationship with a man who's just not that into you! 
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Related Funny Quotes 
- Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.
- Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.
- Not texting back is only ok when I do it.
