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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.