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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who d…

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who d…

Commentary:
"📱💔 Looks like you've mistakenly dialled the hotline for heartbreak instead of happily ever after! Remember, it's better to be single and fabulous than stuck in a textationship with a man who's just not that into you! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, humor, man, relationship, self-awareness, situationship, texting on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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