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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Making waves on Twitch:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Going viral on Slack:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Reported on Slack:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Just shared via Slack:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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🎶 "You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands." 🤗✨ Because let's face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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Making waves on Discord:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Making waves on YouTube:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Breaking via Instagram:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Shared recently on Threads:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Freshly posted on Slack:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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