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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Going viral on Instagram:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Trending via Discord:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

33 shares on X this month:

Half princess, half menace.

10 shares on X this month:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Trending via Reddit:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Spotted on Slack:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Trending via Telegram:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Live now on Instagram:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Just landed via Discord:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Going viral on Twitch:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Just shared via Threads:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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