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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.