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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”