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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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Oh, we're going old school with the romantic demands, aren't we? Better sharpen those quills and get ready to spill some โ€œbloodโ€ to win that Valentine's Day prize! ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰ Let's hope your potential Valentine has a thing for poetic gore and a twisted sense of humor! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚



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