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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.