You know Santa isnโ€™t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

You know Santa isnโ€™t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.
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"Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ•˜ #SantaVsTheCurfew"

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