You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out pas… Commentary:"Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? 🎅🕘 #SantaVsTheCurfew" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice. “Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas? I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.
