You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM. Posted onJan 26, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? 🎅🕘 #SantaVsTheCurfew" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now. I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm. Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice. “Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall. I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.