You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Commentary:
👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they’ll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips

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