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  • Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”
  • I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.
  • We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.
  • Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.
  • You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.
  • I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.