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👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

82 shares on Threads this month:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Breaking via TikTok:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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