You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.