You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter. Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places. Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.