You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science. If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter. I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it. Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs. People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible. I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here. Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.