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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.