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  • If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.
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  • Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.
  • Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.
  • Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.
  • Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.