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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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My favourite animal is me when I have money.

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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