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I probably think this song is about me.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.