You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Commentary:
“Eight hours of sleep? Sounds like a wild fairytale 🧚‍♂️🌙 Who are these magical creatures with such luxurious snooze time? Count me in for a slice of that dreamy pie! 😴💤”

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