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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.