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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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20 shares on Messenger this month:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Breaking via X:

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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