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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Just shared via Instagram:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Spotted on WeChat:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Spotted on Facebook:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Reported on Pinterest:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Trending via Discord:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Breaking via YouTube:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.
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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Just shared via Threads:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Making waves on YouTube:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Making waves on WeChat:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Shared recently on Slack:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Live now on YouTube:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Just shared via TikTok:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Spotted on Discord:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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