Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocer… Commentary:"Who knew those sweets had such powerful eye contact game? 💸🍭 But hey, bankruptcy is just a small price to pay for a moment of sugary temptation, right? 😂 #SweetToothProblems" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said. Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now. I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t. My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.