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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.