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  • Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.
  • Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.
  • A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.
  • That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.
  • Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.
  • My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.