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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep…

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep…

Commentary:
"Looks like being a 'sleeping beauty' doesn't impress everyone! 😴💁‍♀️ Maybe your boss prefers a more 'awake and working hard' look instead! 😂💼"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, boss, contrast, cute, different, family, humor, i, me, mom, opinion, sleep, tell, used, work on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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