Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who has time for double ringing in this day and age? π«π¨ One ring and they're outta there! Maybe the postman should try speed dial next time. ππ #RingOnceAndRun #PostOfficePranks" Related Funny Posts π€ When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home. Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo. Onion rings? Iβm answering. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.