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No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.