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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and…

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and…

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"Nothing like a good ol' cup of coffee to trick the IT guy into thinking you're a tech genius! ☕️💻😄 Just remember, the real power of Java is the coffee kind, not the programming language!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coffee, cup, drink, empty, empty cup, funny interaction, guy, humor, i, interaction, IT guy, Java, joke, me, programming, say, show, workplace, workplace humor on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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