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  • So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.
  • You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?
  • They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.
  • Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.
  • Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.
  • At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.