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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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"Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‘š Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ #DomesticatedSuperheroes"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chores, dishwasher, dog, dogs, domestic, domestic chores, empty, fold, humor, laundry, never, over, people, pets, practical, practical skills, pretty, roll, sit, skills, train, training, tricks, useful on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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