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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of…

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of…

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is feeling unloved compared to their cat! 😽 Who wouldn't appreciate a face full of kisses and smooshes? Maybe the cat just needs some lessons in affection etiquette. 🐱💋 #catantics"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, came, cat, cats, face, humor, i, ID, kisses, know, love, lying, me, pet, problem, someone on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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