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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon T…

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon T…

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"Who needs regular milk baths when you can spice things up with Cinnamon Toast Crunch? 🥛🛁🌟 Step aside, spa treatments, this breakfast concoction is the real MVP! Doctor's orders never sounded so delicious! 😄🥣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bath, breakfast, cinnamon, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, crunch, doctor, food, funny idea, humor, idea, joke, me, milk, milk bath, self-care, toast, told, try on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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