Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.
  • When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.
  • Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.
  • Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.
  • Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.
  • Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.