“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?