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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with r…

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with r…

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"Before diving into parenthood, remember: kids are experts at pushing your patience to new heights! 🤪👶 #ParentingAdventures #StayingZen"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, ask, before, humor, i, kids, parenting, patience, patient, people, self-reflection, stupid, yourself on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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