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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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"Triathletes are just overachievers looking for an excuse to wear spandex in public ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs one sport when you can struggle through three, am I right? ๐Ÿ˜… #TriathlonTorture"



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