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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive a…

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive a…

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"Lesson learned the hard way: a coffee stain on a white sweater is not a fashion statement, no matter how hard you try ☕️🚗 #DrivingDisasters"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coffee, days, decision, drink, drive, favorite, humor, i, irresponsible, live, once, regret, rest, stain, sweater on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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