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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.