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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of practicing rudeness! 🙊 It's like a skill that gets better with time, right? 😄 Thank goodness for the patient parents who taught us the etiquette of being impolite! 😆👏"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, me, parents, practice, raise, rude, sarcasm, upbringing, wit on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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