I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside. I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people. My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!