I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was nev… Commentary:Sounds like your husband's stomach was revving up to join a biker gang 🏍️🔊 Who knew it was just a case of mistaken identity with a noisy motorbike in the neighborhood! 😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside. For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice. My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people. I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks. I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.