I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.
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"I'm on this new diet where my breakfast conversations are limited to coffee and silence ☕️😂 Who needs chatty food anyway?!"

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