I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Either that's a very extravagant pregnancy craving or someone needs to check if there's a money tree growing somewhere nearby! 💰🌳 Maybe it's just the financial fertility kicking in! 🤰😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars. “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash. My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone. My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.