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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.