I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no. Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying. Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.