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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will le…

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will le…

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"Looking to have the quickest Thanksgiving cleanup ever? Just casually mention politics and watch your guests bolt out the door faster than you can say 'pumpkin pie'! 🏃‍♂️🥧🦃 #ExitStrategy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward conversation, bring, conversation, departure, dinner, early, early departure, everyone, family, family gathering, gathering, holiday, hosting, humor, leave, politics, Thanksgiving on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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