Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch. I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?