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“Ah, the eternal struggle of stealthily dodging acquaintances in the produce aisle, perfecting the art of supermarket camouflage 🥦🕵️♂️ Who knew grocery shopping could turn into a modern-day game of hide and seek? #ProHideAndSeeker”
Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.
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