I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency. Commentary:"Who says you can't buy yourself some clever problem-solving skills? ๐โ๏ธ #EfficiencyGoals" Related Funny Posts ๐ค My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years. I canโt even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home. If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost. I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package. Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.
