Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a diffe… Commentary:"Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year 😏🎅 Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! 🍪🎁 #SantasGotOptions" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. “Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall. Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show. What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys. Using my one phone call to call Santa.