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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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