Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free. I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if…. Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.” I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids. I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.