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  • “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.
  • The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.
  • If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.
  • Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.
  • German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
  • Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.