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  • When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.
  • Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.
  • Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
  • “Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.
  • I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.
  • Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.