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Listen to the birds, not the news.

Listen to the birds, not the news.

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"Because birds won't stress you out with breaking news about worm shortages! 🐦📰😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birds, distraction, humor, listen, mindfulness, nature, news, relaxation on May 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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