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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. πŸ€”πŸ§‘β€πŸ’»πŸ“„"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, after, application, employment, hire, hiring, humor, invent, job, job rejection, job search, rejection, search, should, wants on May 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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